Drip. Splash! Tidal Waves!!!!
Ah water. It is life’s most tranquil and destructive elements. Who would have thought that it would be the source of so much debate? With almost 70% of the Earth's surface is covered by water; with only 30 % covered by land. I’m guessing we have a bit of a water situation. According to Mr. almost president Gore, who I don’t understand why people are still listening to him, says that due to rising temperatures caused by increased CO2 the earth is getting warmer and therefor the water temperature is rising. I just have two issues with this one, what is everybody getting worked up for? This is a good thing warmer water means I can finally swim in the Sound without freezing. And umm excuse me but don’t we exhale CO2. Mr. almost president how can you stop people from breathing? No wonder he wasn’t elected president this guy is trying to kill us with his earth loving Nazi’s, looks like the country is going to the Third Green.
I know that blue and yellow create green but this is ridiculous. The greens have are taking over everything. From the deep blue seas to the hazy air we breathe the Third Green are on a warpath with all things American, from what we can drive to how long we can take a shower. Imagine trying to fit a family of 6 into a smart car, even if it was a family of midgets, it still wouldn’t work. How clean can you really be in a one minute shower? I can tell you from experience it not much. Everyone seems to have their view on this “Global Warming” controversy. For me there is no controversy it either exists or not. Let’s talk logically. The car that I drive in American can’t have an effect on the polar ice caps. They are millions of miles away. And even if the polar ice caps melted and fell into the ocean, who cares. The penguins are psychotic, and besides they can dance their way out of the issue or even better, ever hear of migrating. Mr. Gore you need to learn to let go just because you lost the election doesn’t mean we want to live under the Third Green Regime.
Oh and P.S. I checked the Bible, why are you worried about the rising water levels again, God promised to never to destroy the earth by water again. That’s why we have rainbows dugh. So relax, go to the beach, enjoy the sun, and that toasty 70 degree sea water near your new beach front property in the middle of Manhattan.
Michael, you definitely have the irony here. The ad hominem attack is consistent--and consistently humorous. Do you include other fallacies? Remember, that the most effective satire is specific, so closer attention to facts in the film would make this stronger. It looks like you're also using material from Green Hell, which is fine--but since that was just an introduction, it isn't as fact-based as Gore's film. And it's the facts--as is or misrepresented--that make good satire.
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